Listicle Satire, by E Yeon
Pitches for Ironic Listicles:
- Addictions that are problematic but don’t quite warrant rehab
- Names of men who are more likely to go through a divorce
- Tramp stamps that defy the patriarchy
- DIY projects you can do with your sex toys
- Halloween costumes that show you were raised in a shame based American religious tradition
- Reviews of instruments my Asian mother made me try as a child
- 7 ways I’ve dishonored her, my family, and my cow
- Names for pet cows
- Random estimations of each U.S. president’s stamina
- Stage names for the Obama family
- Memes that express condolences appropriately
- Fan theories following the 44th season finale of “America”
- Birthday gifts I’ll show polite gratitude towards but won’t love (it’s 11/29 btw)