Advice.

Whuddup fools? I know I haven't posted on this blog for god knows how long, and who knows if anyone even reads it, but here's a cool tidbit I found on Steven Elliot's The Rumpus, which is a website ALL OF YOU SHOULD BE READING. Thanks to Elissa Bassist for compiling this list of pointers.***[Some of this is stolen. But I won’t tell you what because I want to impress you.]- First piece of writing advice: “Never take credit”–Stephen Elliott (pictured above)- Your writing should amuse you; if it doesn’t, there’s hardly any point to suffering this much or being this vulnerable or getting that addicted to [fill in the thing to which you got really addicted or hope to get addicted because it’ll give you “material”].- Writing is the opportunity to take the worst things that have happened to you and turn them into the most beautiful.- Do you want someone to tell you that your short story sucks and that you should be intellectually and environmentally safe by recycling it? TOO BAD. No one can tell you this. No one gets to tell you what’s trash/recyclable; you decide.- An MFA program will really help you if you have a high self-esteem problem.- If someone judges you through your writing, that someone is doing a bad job reading.- Write every day. If you can’t do that, do this: set an egg timer for 20 minutes; get a pencil and paper and have them touch; don’t lift your pen or pencil off the paper; write “I cannot write every day” on the piece of paper until you have something else to say; do this every day.- “The moment I stop being a reader is the moment I stop being a writer”–a famous writer said this to me once.- A conversation between two writers: Writer 1 says, “Blah blah blah,” and Writer 2 says, “Shut up and write.”- You can’t dismiss an experience because there have been worse experiences.- “No one who writes good fiction has an Internet connection”–poorly paraphrased advice from Jonathan Franzen.- If anyone has told you you shouldn’t write or that no one would read your writing if he/she had a choice or that you’re unloveable, please email me at elissa.bassist@gmail.com, and I will tell you that any person who craps on your dream is a tampon popsicle.***Write like a mother fucker.MC

If You've Got Writer's Block:

Just a small, encouraging thought I had this evening that could possibly, maybe help with your Sunday night writer's block?Human beings, inherently, are storytellers. Think about it-- we dream. All of us do. Our dreams begin, and end. Things happen in them, and often they mean something. And even when its meaning is foggy, there's something being recorded there. Details from your life are being arranged in some way and it's your brain that's doing it for you. On the low, without you telling it to. Putting ideas in order and leaving an impression for you to remember when you wake up.The way our brain translates information is by literally turning it into a story. If our brains can do this subconsciously, while we're sleeping, you sure as hell should be able to do it when your eyes are still open and your brain is in tune. CHU KNOW? Great! Keep writing. Cyaaaaa.

Tips for starting your chapter one

Hi everyone,I'm sure many of you have really good ideas for novels, but unfortunately don't know how to start them. You're probably wondering what you need to have in the first chapter or even how much you should include. Well, Elizabeth Sims in her article "8 ways to write a 5-star chapter one" can help answer some of your questions. Her article gives  tips to writers (especially those who are freaking out) who don't know how to start their books. Some of her advice includes deciding on the story's point of view,  the tense the story will be written in, the purpose of the book, and not wasting too much time setting up the opening scene. She also states that it is imperative for starting writers to be brave. That's right;  you should not be scared of editors and agents. Sims claims they don't want perfection in manuscripts, but rather originality (still you don't want your manuscript to have silly typos, now do you?).For an in-depth reading of the article, follow the link. I also recommend reading writer's digest in general because it has a wealth of information for writers.http://www.writersdigest.com/article/8-ways-to-write-a-5-star-chapter-one/

I Bet You Think This Prompt Is About You

In honor of poet (and CWP professor!) Matthew Rohrer's reading and upcoming book, I thought it would be fun this week to write a poem in the style of Rohrer's "will the red hand throw me?"  Try out the prose-poem structure, perhaps employ a list or numbers for a surprising effect.  Rohrer also accomplishes a great deal with personification here, the "lives" of an old radiator and tarnished fork become a high drama for us.  Or one could go a different tack entirely (but still within the vein of the poem) and use unconventional objects to arrive at a perspective on mortality.  It will be extremely exciting to see what you guys come up with.  Feel free to respond with your poems as a comment below!1. Though our radiator is painted the color of the walls we know he's there. Whatever we set on top of him bursts angrily into flame. He has come to be known as Petulant. He has come to be known as Wasted Space. To be contrary, the radiator will not heat us when we need it. "If only I could find his fucking face," I say to her (who sleeps beside me), "I'd stick something in his eye. I'd stick this in his eye." And I hold out a fork. Night has grown up around us and this luminous fork is our only light. 2. By the light of our luminous fork I see the old Mexican shortwave radio weeping on the corner. All her tubes are cracked and it is late in the century. No one will be putting on a hat and boots to find tubes for her, because they can't be found. She is like the last auk in its cage with a shattered wishbone, while the naturalists were helpless and could offer to bring it something, again and again. She is like the last passenger pigeon when it realized it was the last passenger pigeon. We don't notice her anymore. "God's curse on you for ignoring me," she used to moan at night. Now she only weeps or says her prayers, but either way we can't hear her because her tubes are withered and it is late in the century. 3. The luminous fork is also worthy of investigation: Our grandparents cannot remember when the luminous fork first came into their lives. It was prefigured by the tools of Poseidon and Michael. It has appeared in my poems before. It is the last of the luminous flatware and is lonely in our drawer. Imagine a luminous fork in the company of our silverware and their steely glances. Think about this fork who cannot share his secrets with the dark knives, who will never lie with the smooth spoons. The luminous fork knows that someday when I open the drawer I won't recognize him among the tarnished forks pointing at me, just as I am told one day there will come a knock at my door that I won't answer. P.S. Peeps:  Head over to the West 10th launch party this saturday night.  Special shout out to mah gurl Malarie Gokey who is among this year's poets!!!  Here's the facebook event page for more info... 

Getting to Know the Bounties of the CWP Website

Hello! Long time no blog. I blush. And I digress. So right to business:The NYU Creative Writing Program website is chock full of fun things to listen to when putting off homework/studying. I want to bring two such gems to attention.Did you know that NYU CWP and Slate magazine collaborated to create the Open Book series of videocasts with famous writers? People you admire and envy? Intelligent, intelligent folks? You can now listen to them and SEE them moving and breathing and being alive and successful right in front of your eyes, being interviewed by our own Fearless Leader and Director Deborah Landau, along with Slate's (and now NYU's as well) Meghan O'Rourke. The likes of John Ashbery, Jonathan Safran Foer, and Junot Díaz reside in the link below.Check them out here.And this I did already know about: the CWP has been putting up lovely podcasts of the past couple of semester's reading series. If you missed out on catching your favorite writer visiting NYU--or if you desperately want to remember that astonishing turn of phrase that writer said and you without your writing implement repeated over and over on the walk back home but forgot right at the door--your problems are solved.Check the podcasts out here.Perhaps you have already discovered such corners and gems. Alack (changin' it up). You super sleuth.

Notes on the margins

Spring Break is here and I'm sure we're all ecstatic. Unfortunately, it doesn't mean you get time off from reading though---how can you  with all those readings you were assigned? While doing those reading assignments, I'm sure majority of us take notes on the side; for some of us it's probably become a habit. This habit of margin writing is called marginalia. Even library books aren't spared from marginalia; I've taken out many library books with underlined sentences and scribbles on the sides. Famous writers like Charles Darwin, Mark Twain, Walt Whitman, Jane Austen and Nelson Mandala were margin writers. The books that  they wrote side notes on are under lock and key in some  libraries, where students can read them but can't take them out.Margin writing offers great insight  as to what the reader thought as he or she read the book. It shows how differently the same passage, the same  book can resonate with various people. Marginalia, however, is slowly disappearing because of technology. With gadgets like kindles and e-books people are no longer buying books and jotting down notes in them. If you would like to learn more on the deterioration of margin writing, read this article:http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/21/books/21margin.html

Roam If You Want To

Hello peeps and a very welcome hello to spring break....A bit of bad news first before the festivities:  I wasn't able to attend tonight's reading at the New School with both Jonathan Franzen and Jhumpa Lahiri (tickets are now sold out anyway '_' )  If you are one of the lucky ones please feel free to comment with your reaction!  The decision to group those two together is worthy of commentary in itself.  Perhaps their use of multi-generational families and strong characters  bridges the gap between them--Franzen typically explores Midwestern dysfunction and Lahiri, the process of immigration and acclimation. I'm sure that their discussion on what unites them would be pretty fascinating to witness.At any rate I suppose the best I can do now is guess (le sigh).  But forgive me, THAT"S NOT THE SPRING BREAK SPIRIT.So peeps,  I highly encourage you to write about your travel, or lack of travel, experiences this week.  Approach it with a journalistic eye a la A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again or even the more lighthearted  Eat, Pray, Love. Better yet, allow your experiences to inspire your creative side.  Blur the boundaries between travel journal and fictional story like Kerouac did with On the Road, in a tradition, I would argue, that reaches as far back as Chaucer's Canterbury Tales.Until next time then, enjoy your various pilgrimages...and if you see that Wife of Bath along the way tell her to simma down for goodness sake...simply not classy.

The Death of the Bookstore Franchise

Helloooo from New Jersey. Yesterday I had the displeasure of getting the e-mail that a Borders in my area was closing-- specifically, the Borders I grew up loving and going to all the time ever since I was a little bookwormin' weirdo. There's been a Borders at the Garden State Plaza mall in Paramus, NJ ever since I can remember. First there was the old one, with the red-lettered sign (#90sswag?)... small, cozy, two stories... the children's room in the basement, I remember, had a stage for storytelling. This was before Barnes and Noble got all macho with their bookstores--this was before the franchising really started. I remember being about 8 sitting up on that stage waiting for my dad and reading an Amelia Bedelia book while these two pre-pubescent twerps next to me peeped a book about the human body. They were laughing at the penises and making sure it was tilted AWAY from me to protect my widdle eyes. They couldn't have been more than two years older than me. When my dad returned with a cup of coffee (It was not Seattle's Best-- Borders didn't start serving coffee in their stores until 2004), the kids had since gone, and right before heading to the checkout I placed my Amelia Bedelia book back on the shelf and instead picked up the Anatomy book the kids had left sitting on the stage, and offered it to the cashier for scanning and bagging.But then they closed that one, at some point while I was in high school, and they opened the Mondo Borders in the new wing of the GSP. This monster was created to compete with the immense Barnes & Noble that had opened down Route 17 a few years prior-- this new Borders was complete with the coffeeshop, the racks of DVDs, and even a designated area for selling clothing (at the time, probably all Harry Potter related). But monster or not: the new store was exciting. It was huge. They'd succeeded in creating a bookstore-turned-hang out spot, turned study-area, turned empire. More rows of books to leaf through and more comfortable couches to waste time on, and coffee or iced chais to sip on whether you were tired or not.In the past year or so there have been articles upon articles about how large bookstore chains are out and independent bookstores are in, as less and less people are actually going out and buying a novel when they could just as easily stream a movie via Netflix instant watch or download a book from a website. And now I was really about to understand what monster had actually been slain-- the store whose opening seemed so triumphant to me six or seven years ago is one of the  locations Borders Group is closing after the decision last month to file for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy.And so I made my way to the Borders at the Garden State Plaza yesterday which is set to close at the end of March. The entire store, as one can imagine, was in disarray-- magazines strewn all over the place, DVDs in the Poetry section, sets of Seinfeld series placed underneath the "NEW PAPERBACKS" table. Etc. Black and yellow signs hung from the light fixtures, proclaiming that "EVERYTHING MUST GO"-- 20% off all fiction, 40% off most everything else. The signs were everywhere-- the store felt more like a warehouse than anything else. Certainly no longer a hang-out spot. Certainly no empire.It was depressing. I trudged over to the Fiction section, picked up a copy of A Visit from the Goon Squad, and wandered around aimlessly to see if there was anything else I wanted to grab. And Then: I spotted the line. At first, it made me feel a little less bad about things. The line was the longest I'd ever seen it-- curving around the DVD section first and then through the animal calendars, it was the kind of line you see outside the Apple store the morning a new iPhone is released.  It raised my spirits a bit. People don't suck! People do like to read!I got on line and to the left of me I noticed a teenage couple fiddling with the Borders' version of the Kindle, the $150 (now only $99!) "Kobo". Unlike the Barnes & Noble down the highway, this Borders doesn't have an information desk manned by five or six "E-Reader Experts" whose job it is to push the e-reader on you like a travel agent would a timeshare package.  The Kobos simply sit on their own respective wooden table, next to "Great Gift Ideas", with only one Kobo actually hooked up and running for shoppers to fiddle with. (Some say this is where the Borders Group went wrong-- when e-readers started to become popular in 2008, Borders outsourced their e-reader sales to Amazon, who, in turn, were the ones to make a fortune on them. Barnes & Noble, however, did not outsource to Amazon, and now the B&N "Nook" accounts for 25% of the e-reader market.) I eavesdrop on the conversation and I hear the boy ask his girlfriend, "Can you click on this?" (Click on what? I'm wondering.)To which the girl responds, "I dunno, but I think you can use it to play games.""Huh," he says, before pounding away at a side button.There were about fifty to sixty people on that Borders line last night. I believe I spent about thirty minutes on it, which is a long time to stand on any line that doesn't promise a rollercoaster at the end. And I shit you not when I say that, as far as my eyes could see, not one person (not ONE) had in their hands an actual novel. The tiny happiness I felt when I first saw the line dissolved into minor whitegirlproblem-esque despair.So perhaps it isn't the bookstore franchise that is dying-- perhaps it just comes down to the simple fact that people just aren't reading novels anymore. Perhaps literature really is soon to be dead. But I refuse to believe that people can no longer find time in their lives for stories. And, luckily, eavesdropping on another couple's conversation left me feeling a tad bit better about the entire thing.Right before it was my turn at the cash register (my last time ever at this store), an elderly couple in line behind me start to get a bit rowdy. "I can't carry this shit anymore," the woman says to her husband. "Hold it for me." I turn around to watch as the woman passes over to her husband an entire collection of Burts Bees products that was marked down 40% from its original price."Oh." The woman is suddenly sidetracked. "Grab that funny New Jersey book. Is that on sale?"Her husband picks up Weird NJ from a nearby rack, and begins to flip through it. "You want this? This can't be real," he says to his wife."Who cares?" she yells, irritated. "That's not the damn point!"The old lady grabs the book from her husband and stuffs it under her arm, making an immediate decision to purchase it.Well , fine, okay then. I am okay with that spirit.

Rebecca Stead's When You Reach Me-- rethinking YA lit?

Similarly to the way I spent all of my allowance money of the late 1990's on "Official" books about Leonardo DiCaprio's life (Lovin' Leo, anybody?), I think about kids of this decade as being hypnotized with love for books about vampires who make out, werewolves who make out with vampires, and Justin Bieber biographies (this Amazon bestseller, which is subtitled "First Step 2 Forever", is a hearty 240 pages and claims to be"100% official"). I've just assumed that the Twilight kids were the ones responsible for the YA industry's big sales boom of the past few years. But when you take a look at the New York Times Bestsellers list for children's books, it is a refreshing surprise: there is not one Twilight book in sight, and only one book's tagline makes mention of a werewolf. In fact, the top three bestselling children's book paperbacks of the moment deal with rather serious and consequential themes-- censorship, the absence of love (ok, it's close), and being different (and accepted for it), respectively. Meanwhile, the NYT Bestseller's list for adults is rounded off by James Patterson and two Stieg Larsson books-- granted, adults don't have schools buying mass quantities of books to teach in English classes but still, whatever this contrast says is interesting to think about.I've taken an interest in Young Adult fiction ever since I realized how many books I read as a child have stuck with me in ways that a lot of literature I've read in the past five or so years has not. And when I say "stuck with me" I don't mean just books I remember-- I mean these books have impacted, subconsciously or not, the things I write about now. When I googled the entire list of Newbery Award winners (1922-present), I realized that I distinctly remember reading and enjoying most of the books that won or were honored by the award's academy between the years 1993-2000. Even now, looking back to Lois Lowry's Number the Stars or Jerry Spinelli's Maniac McGee, I am not simply fond of the nostalgia these titles generate, but of the stories these books told.And I suppose ogling at ALA's Newbery list is how I found/decided to read Rebecca Stead's When You Reach Me, which won the 2010 Newbery medal and is also #7 on the NYT children's bestseller list mentioned above.Stead's When You Reach Me takes place in slippery-sketchy 1970s Manhattan and tells the story about a mature-enough sixth-grade girl who begins to discover mysterious notes left for her in places only she would think to put them. The book's genre is tricky to delineate-- I suppose it is marketed as being part mystery, part sci-fi, but only because time travel plays a part in the crafting of protagonist Miranda's journey. The most refreshing part of the book, I found, is that it doesn't rely on its sci-fi twist to make sense of the story-- the book is, above all things, a story about life-- specifically, observing it.What I enjoyed about this book is that because you go into it looking at Miranda's life as if the entire thing is the scene of some crime (Miranda herself is looking at it that way as she tries to figure out which person is suspicious enough to have left the notes), the book at first seems like some sort of typical, formulaic mystery. Until you realize that Miranda isn't really getting anywhere with her findings. All Miranda is trying to figure out, really, is how to live and how to keep living. She's dissecting and dissecting, making astute (not just for a sixth grader) observations about the girls in her class or the guy who works at the deli around the corner-- as a reader you become interested in the mystery of the notes she's trying to solve, but simultaneously, and more importantly, you become invested in the indirect ways she's attempting to solve the inviolable mystery of life.There's something existential going on in this book, which is surprising for a story whose target audience is ages 10-13. As you're reading it it might not seem so at first until you finish it and you're kinda just like .... "Woah?" It's quite a story, and it's different, and it confirmed my suspicions that YA books can do the same things that literary fiction can, except in a more straightforward, honest way.There's my suggestion of the week. Quit being haughty, read more YA.

Age Aint Nothin But A Number

In honor of my mother's birthday today and the impending end of my teenage years over the weekend, I though it would be fun this week to consider how our age and our perception of our age both affects what fiction we choose to read* and how we write**.* It's fascinating to realize that some of the most celebrated and popular works of all time were written about and for children + teenagers, i.e., to name just a few obscure ones, Harry Potter and Twilight, but also that a tremendous number of stories aimed at children have very adult themes such as James and the Giant Peach or the original Grimm's Fairy Tales (which have a name that's really quite apropos).**Deciding the age of a character can be terribly stressful--the reader's preconceptions of an age-range, and how a character fits or defies those assumptions, can largely affect how the story is perceived.  For example, if the peeps on Skins were all elderly, their partying and sexual, um, "rambunctiousness" would come across as (even more) age-inappropriate and distinctly unbelievable.  One small detail can set off an intricate balancing act throughout the piece.As I face down my own mini-quarterlife crisis, I encourage y'all to explore questions of age in your own work this week.  What does being 19 or 20 or even 87 mean to you?  How does it force you to relate to others?Look to these two sources for inspiration, the first is classical:All the world's a stage,And all the men and women merely players;They have their exits and their entrances,And one man in his time plays many parts,His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant,Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchelAnd shining morning face, creeping like snailUnwillingly to school. And then the lover,Sighing like furnace, with a woeful balladMade to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,Seeking the bubble reputationEven in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,In fair round belly with good capon lined,With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,Full of wise saws and modern instances;And so he plays his part. The sixth age shiftsInto the lean and slippered pantaloon,With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wideFor his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,Turning again toward childish treble, pipesAnd whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,That ends this strange eventful history,Is second childishness and mere oblivion,Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.And the second is a bit more contemporary: And that's about the time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when you're 23 And you still act like you're in freshman year What the hell is wrong with me, my friends say I should act my age What's my age again? That's about the time that she broke up with me No one should take themselves so seriously With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me, I'll never wanna act my age What's my age again? What's my age again?

Jane Eyre

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte is a favorite classic for many people. Those who have not read the book really should do so. Jane Eyre is about a rather plain looking governess who falls in love with her employer, Mr. Rochester, and finds out things are not what they seem to be. The novel starts with a child-Jane living with relatives, then continues on about her life in boarding school, and then about her years as a governess.On March 11, Jane Eyre will play in theaters; I'm sure those who have read the book already knew this and are excited about the movie. There's still time before the movie comes out for those who have not read the book to do so (the movie and book are never quite the same, you know.) and for those who have to reread and enjoy the tale once again.

Send us your Photos!

Submit your photos to the 2011 print edition of West 10th!>>> Photographs will be published at 4.25 inches (width) x 6.56 inches (height). Please make sure they are at least 300 DPI at this size. Photos must be black and white (gray scale). Attach both your submission form and photographs (as separate attachments) in an email to west10th.submissions@gmail.com.>>>The submission deadline is Monday, February 21, 2011.Looking for inspiration? Check out these websites --Flak Photo publishes a photo every day on their website. They have a fabulous archive of images.Days With My Father is a photo essay from Phillip Toledo. Toledo's images of his father's final three years of life are both heartbreaking and full of hope for a time worn relationship. Beautifully rendered throughout.We love all of Matt Eich's work. Make sure not to miss "Carry me Ohio," a series that seamlessly combines the arts of documentary, portrait and landscape photography.**Please note that all photographs will be printed in black and white. You should take this into consideration when selecting your submissions as some photographs will not look as strong once desaturated. Check out Michael Kenna's work to admire some monochromatic landscapes that make beautiful use of the tonal range of black and white photography. The editors will make final content selections early in the spring semester. The 2010-11 Issue of West 10th will be released on April 2, 2011, and will be distributed widely around campus. If you have any questions, please send an email to west10th.submissions@gmail.com.

For the future novelists

Hello everyone.I suppose everyone's excited about starting the spring semester (okay, maybe some of us are still in vacation mode). The first week can be a little hectic with not knowing how your schedule might change and all. Anyway, for those of you who love writing stories and someday want to have a book published, there's good news. I stumbled upon a book  called "The Breakout Novelist";  the book gives  information/ advice for undiscovered beginner novelists and answers questions like: should I write a sequel? How long is it necessary  to be in front of my computer typing? What is the best genre for my first book? Should I quit my job/everything else important to focus on my manuscript?Writer's digest (a highly recommended website)  has an excerpt on the book for those interested:http://writersdigest.com/article/breakout-novelist-excerpt

WEBSITES 4 WRITERS

Welcome back erryone. I'm Christina, and I sincerely hope you all spent as much time in bed this break as I did. I'm new here, and so is the West 10th Twitter-- how exciting! You should follow us immediately, before we blow up. What we're hoping to do via "social media" (shudder) is create a little window that will at the very least introduce you guys to the nice literary community that exists over the internets. If you're like me, a lot of your IRL friends do not classify themselves as "writers"...and a few of them might not even read. You might have a little circle of book club friends, but look at you, are you really in a book club? It's true-- people like us, they doooo exist! And they've got smart and helpful things for you to read and think about. It helps when you know other people are struggling the same way you are.Since all I read this break was Columbine by Dave Cullen and one-half of In Cold Blood (sorry, on a kick here), I didn't want to start off my first blog with a sad touchy violent review. So instead, in !!!celebration!!! of all the tweets and retweets in our near future, I've put together a list of websites I as a reader/writer/kollege student have found to be the most helpful, the most entertaining, and/or the most fun. RESPOND! BE INTERACTIVE! by posting your favorite lit-themed websites. And do browse these-- I promise my taste is OK.Advice to Writers- Really, really, really fantastic collection to browse through when you feel like your work isn't %!#&ing working. Cheesy quotes=very rare.Electric Lit - This Brooklyn-based literary magazine's blog is surprisingly entertaining, not pretentious, and informative about readings and release parties that go on in the NY/BK area. Also, I like whoever tweets for them-- they're funny.The Millions- They're big on lists, which are always helpful/nice to read in the morning with yo coffee. Always new essays, features, and reviews to read, too.Book Bench-  The New Yorker book blog. Doing their thang.Book Forum- I've been introduced to a few new writers via articles from their website-- definitely something to check out.Thought Catalog- Nope. Not a literary site. Just a well-organized blog where people can share their funny/cute/gross thoughts about pop culture and ex-everythings. They're all short, and they're all good. Literally just spent an hour on here today.Don't forget to FOLLOW US ON TWITTER! And plz, go gentle into this spring semester. CD

Resolutions Re:Solutions

Happy new years and hallo from the Netherlands! I've blogged halfway around the world to bring you 37 literary resolutions from the LA Times. I don't think I have ever followed through on a New Years resolution for more than a week, but it's 2011, which means we're one year closer to 2012, so we had all better start boosting our karma now. The LA Times literary blog has provided us with a collection of authors' resolutions, just in case you're lazy, unmotivated or simply lack a dexterous prefrontal cortex.As for myself? I plan to write more believable fiction from the female perspective, as most of my female characters to date sound either as vapid as Snooki or as grungily post-oppy as J. Edgar Hoover.  Also, I'd like to write more by hand to see if it affects my voice and style. Comment if you have a literary resolution, and enjoy the rest of the break.

Bad Writing

Hello All!Please blame my absence the past few weeks on a pile of final papers as d-dense as Derrida (the extra D is for a double dose of DERRIDA.) Ha! Ha! Sadly enough, I am choosing to celebrate finishing my final final with a 5 am blog post. I just wanted to quickly call attention to this new short film that just came out called Bad Writing. Here's the trailer (yeah I know this was on HTMLGiant like a week ago but, meh.) This looks hilarious:[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raWLS2_PEfI]It just played over the weekend at Sunshine Cinemas, but I'm sure it will return! Leave a comment if you saw it, I want to know if it was worth it.

Gilded Ink Writing Contest

To all you fiction writers: want to enter a short-story contest judged by acclaimed author David Rakoff? Here's your chance!The College Group at the Met and Selected Shorts, a short story performance series at Symphony Space and on public radio around the country, co- present another student writing contest.  Students are asked to write 500 words or less about a “private paradise,” in celebration of the upcoming exhibition, The Emperor’s Private Paradise: Treasures from the Forbidden City, opening on February 1, 2011.  Four winning entries, selected by the CGM committee, Symphony Space, and special guest judge David Rakoff (author of  Half Empty and  Don’t Get Too Comfortable and frequent contributor to NPR’s This American Life), will be read aloud at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on Friday, February 4, 2011, recorded, and possibly aired later on Public Radio International.  The special event will be hosted by David Rakoff.Download the submission form here and start writing! GildedInk

Stress, Finals, and a prompt

Final papers, presentations, and tests are here...unfortunately. We're all stressed out and about to collapse because we're pulling all nighters (I know I am). It's around this time that we see students falling asleep in the library, their heads on the tables. I'm sure  some of us  have turned to more cups of coffee than usual (hmm..how many cups have you increased?).Try writing about how you're like during finals. Are you cranky or a bully to those around you? Do you look like one of the living dead? Do you fall asleep in front of the computer in the library? Are your eyes red as if you put blood colored contacts on? If you feel like you staying up all night to finish that essay isn't interesting enough and you've seen something more interesting or plain weird, then write about that. Have fun!

All Will Be Quiet On My Midwestern Front

Hello all, hope this deep freeze has not kept your pens and keyboards at rest.  If you're caught in some winter doldrums, just keep in mind: THERE ARE ONLY 6 DAYS TIL THE END OF THE SEMESTER, HELL TO THE YESSS (See I gave it a few extra letters cause I'm just so excited).  Unfortunately, since I will soon be returning to the cultural wastelands, also known as the suburbs, I will not be able to post weekly until we start up again.  However, I do plan to make some decent headway on my insanely long reading list...are y'all in a similar situation?  Leave comments with some good recommendations!I did want to clue you guys in about a great source if you're in the area and looking for events over break.  The listings in the Books section of TimeOut NYC are quite useful.  Also, allow me to shamelessly plug the NYU Bookstore as a good venue for events next semester.  Once the rush period at the beginning of the semester is over, the calendar of events will fill up with a pretty wide variety.  It's definitely worth checking out.HAVE A FANTASTIC BREAK WEST TENTHERS!